recently i've picked up a book that has been staying in the german bestseller charts ever since it came out in 2005. it's called "der dativ ist dem genitiv sein tod" ("the dative is the genitive its death") and deals with the difficulties and dangers of the german language. i tried to find out more about the subject by googling which ultimately led me to a web page that answers the question of what german people are really like. in fact, it invites people all over the world to send in their many perceptions about me and my landsleute. and since i see this blog among other things as a tool to inform the often unknowing US public, i will share this wealth of knowledge with you.
disclaimer:
the descriptions of german people below are entirely the views of an international public and represent neither my viewpoint nor the one of my compatriots.
here we go:
german people descend from apes
german people descend from farmers and artisans
german people don't wash their cars on sundays and never use toilets after dark
german women wear pigtails, have facial hair and mens' bodies
german men are bald and sport big moustaches
german people are efficient in organizing foreigners' funerals
german people are like dutch people, there are just more of them
german people are like british people, but have better teeth and sailboats
german people are physically and mentally superior to british people
german people are wimpy, surrendering monkeys (probably the view of a british person)
german people tan easily and are heavily taxed
german people love tidiness, recycling and oompah music
german people eat beige food and smell of sausages
german people are bony and stiff
german people are wild and sexy (oh, ja!)
german grandmas are always drunk
german women are amazing in bed, but controlling
german people wear lederhosen & alpine hats and are generally fat
german people tell fat people that they're fat
german construction workers are always trying to kill people
german people are doomed
please feel free to add your perception of german people in the comment section. dankeschoen!
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All I can say is now I know who'll I'll be asking to plan my funeral. And you are so wild and sexy. And you tan easily. What a stereotpye!
German people wear very small, very hip glasses? I don't know, what else is there to add to that list? This is pretty funny. I don't think I have ever seen you in lederhosen. My question is, why not?
well, i owned a dirndl when i was about five years old. of course, we didn't know each other yet then.
I am truly sorry for the ignorance that you have come upon. Not every
one thinks this way. I've learned just because someone has a speculation about something doesn't mean their right. My
grandparents are from Germany and I'm pretty sure noone would guess since you know they are mean and all. I find people tend to have minds and I am glad you are stepping up and shedding light on this topic, I think it will open peoples eyes to stop judging.
Your blog keeps getting better and better! Your older articles are not as good as newer ones you have a lot more creativity and originality now keep it up!
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And according to this article, I totally agree with your opinion, but only this time! :)
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